Back To School

Was flipping through the papers yesterday and I saw this article.Now I know why the amount of gays in Malaysia are increasing. Well I don't actually know if it is increasing or decreasing but you get my point.

They're teaching boys that holding another boy's hand is ok? Man, and I thought the educational system is screwed. See!!! Even that Indian lady's so happy that her son is holding another dude's hand.

Thing is, I'm wondering if she's happy cause her son's holding an Indian boy's hand.

My christmas present to everyone.

The one thing I hate most about about Tar college, and I really really hate is that we don't have holidays during Christmas. As in the week Christmas falls in. While everyone are busy celebrating/preparing/caroling/eating/lepaking/shopping/awesoming (Yes..... I just made awesome a noun. Call me Xiao Zhang [principle in mandarin credits: Victor] yea I know... Super random). Anyways my point is that it really really sucks to see people celebrating/preparing/caroling/eating/lepaking/shopping/awesoming while I have to stay at in my room to complete my assignments. Yes assignments with a S, prural. Haiz.

Anyways point is that I don't have time to shop for christmas presents which makes it suck even more when your friends give you presents and all you can give them in return is Thanks and Merry Christmas. Blame TAR college for depriving you of Christmas presents. So to at least make things slightly better I've decided to release China Boy for everyone to download.

All you have to do is to click on THIS and click download and tada! You've got a parody.
Merry Christmas everyone!!!!

Recursion

Exams coming soon so my minds been filled with lots of programming (yea rite....) so I've decided to write an algorithm about my life.

Algorithm sirnLoong'sLife{
while(!semBreak && !examPeriod){
result = lookInMirror();
if(result = lookFat)
talkAboutLosingWeight;
elseif(result = damnFat)
goToTheGym3TimesAWeek;
else
eatLikeNobody'sBusiness;
}

while(examPeriod){
complainThatI'mFatButDoNothing;
}
}

private String lookInMirror(){
String result = " ";
if(haveSlightTummy)
result = "lookFat";
elseif(haveTummy)
result="damnFat";
else
result="superFit";

return result;
}


Thing is only computer students will understand this.

What is persistence? Persistence is when you say that you're gonna start dieting since you were 17.
Persistence is wanting something for 2 years and investing into it despite facing disappointments after disappointments.

Whats disappointment you ask? Disappointment is when you still look the same since you were 17. Disappointment is when you're effort comes to nothing even after two years. Sirn Loong 0 - 10 Life.

Procrastinator

It's been ages since I've logged into my own blog, what more update it. So much for updating as fast as Bolt.
But after giving it a thought or two, I did actually resemble him. Here's an analogy. He trains for years only to run for a few seconds during the Olympics whereas I think about tones of things to blog during exam period but only post a few post after my exams. Such is a life of a procrastinator.

Anyways I promised that I'll post a better picture of me on my previous post so here it is.

Am I cool or what? Lol.

The calm after the storm.

Well things have definitely been much better since the last time i blogged. Dog's back, just won the MFC futsal league, saw some awesome video at church( I don't know who was that dude in the video but I think he's freaking awesome!), came up with a new song, found something I lost which I really loved and still love, and I found my dream girl.

Well the last one's not really true. Wait, kinda think of it, it's technically true. I only used the word found and not got. So yea, should be happy. Where I found the girl you ask? Well on the internet of course. How hot is she? Well just take a look yourself.

Hot Right?

New parody!!

Most people know my first hit single, "My Fats". Tones of people said that it rocked. But even then I'm still single. Anyways that's out of topic. There are also people who said that I'm a one hit wonder. Well, news flash for you!!

Not anymore. It's called "China Boy". It'll be played automatically on the left don't worry.

Here's the lyrics.

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Chorus:

China boy off on that road,

Cooking noodles in a bowl.

Watch me chop that chicken chop,

Then cook some onion rolls.

Watch me do

That noodle soup

You said dude,

Nice Chinese food. [X2]

Verse 1:

China boy off on that road,

Watch me cook and watch me chop,

Abhugen those sauce,

Then watch me put on those crocs.

Super Fresh now watch me stalk,

Stalking on those Mercedes Benz,

When I do that soya sauce,

I lean to the left and use that pan,

(Now you)

I'm asking for your money,

And if you like my food,

Then my cooking must be spicy.

You catch me do some non-stop shopping.

Yes I shop there everyday.

Customers like Hey!

"I love your food larh dei!"

Chorus: [X2]

Verse 2:

I'm balancing my bowls,

Watch me turn on that stove,

I'ma Pass it to Ah Pak

Then he gonna pass it to Loh

People all saying that

China boy He's the man.

They'll be looking at my food

Saying they are a fan man

Watch me cook,

That,

Noodle soup,

Nope, you can't cook like me

Joe, so you don't like mee,

So, just grab those beef,

Man, that food is tasty.

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Every hit single must have a super cool picture as a promo. So introducing (drum roll please). CHINA BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol, look super retarded. Anyways for you girls out there, I'm much more good looking than this.
Much much much more good looking than this. Trust me lol.

Can't think of a title so I didn't bother.

Anyways I realise that people in general do not really appreciate things, both leaving or dead, until it's gone. I find this especially true for me.

People never appreciate their parents until they pass away.
Never appreciate friends until they pass away.
Never appreciate their relationships eg:bf, gf, wife. until it's over.
Never appreciate their pets until it pass away or gets lost.
Take advantage of their friends and only regret after they lose that friendship.

Humans in general tend to take everything for granted. So when it's gone, all then can do is regret.

If only I could be like Hiro and turn back time. Haiz......